We loved her when she was Sassy.

We were happy when she came back to us and launched Jane, and we faithfully bought the magazine for years, but boy did we get sick of the windbag our Jane Pratt grew up to be, so we were pretty happy when she left as editor last year. But now, chatter is that she is talking to chick-we-also-used-to-love-before-she-forgot-where-she-came-from-and-went-nutty, Gwen Stefani, to start a new magazine.

Jane, if you insist on torturing the world by going on incessantly about your baby, your husband and yourself, please just start a blog and don’t make us spend money on your self-indulgent trash. And don’t ever forget again that it’s not about you - it’s about us.