I have been so remiss in not reporting on the season premiere of America’s Next Top Model - especially since there was both a full on boob grab when one model made the cut and “fell” into another model AND an ad for - wait for it - Canada’s Next Top Model starting in May. Ours will be hosted by the chick who plays the really creepy cylon in the new Battlestar Galactica series (nothing like the old one even though Ryan’s friend Paul is in it).

Okay, back to ANTM. They managed to get rid of the annoying, racist Republican Dani pretty quickly, but they did need to explain to her that going into fashion meant that you couldn’t hate gays because then no one would be around to do your hair, makeup, clothes, etc. Is that really true? Do gay guys control the fashion industry? Or do J. Alexander and Jay Manuel just want us to think that so we buy the crazy products they hock - like Body Mints?!

BodyMint tablets are in the news because, taken daily like a vitamin, BodyMint helps to reduce body odors including breath, underarm and foot odors whether you’re at home, work or play

Huh. Okay, again, I keep getting off topic here. It’s been a weird work week. And now what you have all been waiting for……..my top model list ranked in order of preference:

1. Mollie Sue (see picture) - oh that jokester - wanting to find out what competitors are allergic to so she can knock them off. I am not totally sure that was her though as they were all wearing bald caps at the time and it was hard to figure out who was who. But whoever said that was feisty.

2. Sara - except the judges think she just wonderful and she didn’t even apply for the show - they found her in a mall.

3. Nnenna - she’s had a hard life, but she has come through it with the grace of Iman and is now poised to inspire others with her inner poise and strength. Touching.

4. Joanie - daughter of a preacher who rebelled by performing at amateur nights at strip clubs. Hmmm…

This week’s victim - poor Kathy the self-identifying hillbilly. Now, anyone who has been camping with me knows that my biggest phobia is hillbillies, but she seemed less of the sort to cover you alive in wax or chase you through the woods (thanks for all the freedom at the video store when I was 8 mum and dad). I’m not quite sure about that move where she touched the floor and stuck her ass in the air when she got both accepted and rejected from the show, but it was pretty novel.

I look forward to this cycle- as long as my upstairs neighbour doesn’t start having her friends over every Wednesday night again as I cannot take that hyena laugh until the wee hours of the night.