I have been so remiss in not reporting on the season premiere of America’s Next Top Model - especially since there was both a full on boob grab when one model made the cut and “fell” into another model AND an ad for - wait for it - Canada’s Next Top Model starting in May. Ours will be hosted by the chick who plays the really creepy cylon in the new Battlestar Galactica series (nothing like the old one even though Ryan’s friend Paul is in it).

Okay, back to ANTM. They managed to get rid of the annoying, racist Republican Dani pretty quickly, but they did need to explain to her that going into fashion meant that you couldn’t hate gays because then no one would be around to do your hair, makeup, clothes, etc. Is that really true? Do gay guys control the fashion industry? Or do J. Alexander and Jay Manuel just want us to think that so we buy the crazy products they hock - like Body Mints?!

BodyMint tablets are in the news because, taken daily like a vitamin, BodyMint helps to reduce body odors including breath, underarm and foot odors whether you’re at home, work or play

Huh. Okay, again, I keep getting off topic here. It’s been a weird work week. And now what you have all been waiting for……..my top model list ranked in order of preference:

1. Mollie Sue (see picture) - oh that jokester (more…)

Awh, Katie let me know that the cutest rare baby kiwi was born in the US this week. Like I could resist making you look at a kiwi - what kind of New Zealand chick do you think I am?