I promise not to do this too often..
..but I think they are out to get me.
I am living with the cutest, yet totally evil, cats ever. They have formed some sort of sinister bond and now do everything together, including plot against me. I didn’t really believe cats do that until now, even when a friend was housesitting and he insisted that the cats broke my vase just to get him in trouble.
Case in point, last night while sleeping I woke up to the sound of loud purring. I figured that one of them was just getting comfy at the end of the bed, but when I opened my eyes, I found them sitting side by side staring down at me, purring over my head. Just purring and staring at me intently. Like they both plotted to join forces to make the loudest noise possible to get me up in the middle of night. You may think this is cute, but I am starting to wonder. I am sure my dog would’ve never hatched such a plan.
